ThePonyStark

Minute 1: Oh. Okay, no more power. This shouldn't last long. Minute 2: HOLY HELL I'M GOING CRAZY.Minute 7: I've started scrawling tally marks into the wall about how long I've been without common conveniences. Minute 9: Went to the bathroom and flipped the light switch out habit.Minute 10: I should go back to the bathroom with a flashlight to see if I accidentally made a mess.Minute 14: Oh, my phone is getting low on battery. That's okay, I'll just charge itMinute 17: Oh.Minute 20: The reality of this situation is setting in. I may die here. Minute 21: I've considered cannibalism. Too bad I am the only person here.Minute 27: That's really fu

Lose. Lose. You do not loose your keys, you lose your keys. You loose your pimp hand when you need to smack some sense into a bitch (which I've had to refrain from more than once). And while I'm ranting about correct spelling, I do not breath air, I breathe air. His breath stinks. I can't breathe because his breath stinks. I live and breathe ponies. That there thing that's theirs is over there. Because they're smart. You're smart when your grammar says so.